Stupid News

Yeah, truly bogus as hell.

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Topless cafe in Maine gives neighbors the jitters AP

Maine -Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse.
Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, "Over 18 only." Another says, "No cameras, no touching, cash only."
On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.
The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

Lol.
Topless cafe? Hehehe. They make just about anything now days.
HEY! For those who live in Illinois. Doesn't it feel great out today...it feels so...mysterious.

you live in illinois? cool XD

and yes it is good out... although its supposed to rain

That's what makes it feel so damn good!!!

I love me the warm sunny day outside xD Better than rain anyday.

And Sadi, thats just creepy.

rain is good, but not heavy rain

I'll take Rain over Shine anyday.

But my PERFECT wheater is a cloudy day with ALOT of wind.

Needs moar fog! XO

YES THEN IT'LL BE LIKE PERSONA!!!!!!!!!

Also fog is calming to me.....don't know why. It's just been like that.
OH! Like 3 years ago I was walking to school and the fog was so thick it felt like my town was in a dome...it was interesting..

My perfect weather is a slight breeze, lots of sunshine, a bright blue sky, warm air, and no humidity or wind.

I find it funny how polar opposite our views of a perfect day are...

I like fog though. But its a pain to drive in. And Aeon I know exactly what that feels like....

Well if are views were the exact same it'd be weird, wouldn't it?
lol but the sun is a pain. lol besides it providing me with life, I don't really like it.

Aeon wrote:

YES THEN IT'LL BE LIKE PERSONA!!!!!!!!!

Also fog is calming to me.....don't know why. It's just been like that.
OH! Like 3 years ago I was walking to school and the fog was so thick it felt like my town was in a dome...it was interesting..

I was thinkin Silent Hill...>> And we've had days like that. Perfect art weather~. Actually, reading the new post, the sun hurts for real. I have old stitches in my head that are hella sensitive to sun. It sucks...;_;

Stitches?
How'd you get them?

I've had stitches SOOOOO many times....
Mostly when I was little.
I've got hitten on the head by a haybale from 2 stories high. :3
Oooh, You guys are talking about weather?
I like THUNDERSTROMS! and Tornados! and stuff. :3

Well, when I was like 5, I tripped and busted my head open on a door hinge. Then when I was 10, I tripped and busted my head open on the edge of some stairs...in the same spot. So, it opened up the old wound and I had to get an isht load of stitches on my forehead. The only reason their a problem is because the person I was with never took me to get them removed.

I don't like tornados. Can't run from em.

lol.
I like watching people run from tornados.
It's entertaining. XD
Snowstorms are cool too.
I love rainstroms/monsoons.
Rain's the best.
Fog is good too, but...
It makes me feel blind... XD

That's why I like em. That sense that you don't know what's comin through the fog. Inspires me.

Yea.
Thunderstorms,Clouds, Fog and Wind.
When I'm most peaceful and my minds in the air...

oh. Sorry that happened Kini.
Something like that happened to me as well. But I got cut in the back of my head. 6 years ago Some dude stole my chair from me, when I went down I hit the trophy case. It didn't feel like a cut, but when I turned around to face him they said I was bleeding alot...I got staples though and not stitches..

FUCK SNOW! The cold is really nothing, but snow is just an eyesore....it's way to bright. Hurts my pupils. lol

That sucks Aeon. That was a really jerky thing and you gets 5 interwebs for that. Snow can burn in hell literally and figuratively. I can't stand the stuff. It's ironic since I'm a winter baby.

Yea I'm was born in winter too, it's really wierd.
I don't like snow..but I don't think I wouldn't want to have been bored in any month other than January.

Yea it's not that big of a deal. I was young I thought stuff like that wouldn't have happened to me. A peppy little optimist I was. I was shocked after everything had happened...
But it's all just a learning expierement..

o.O Wow.... you people are crazy....

I like the snow...but yet again I dont like driving in it. I think its pretty~. Um I dont like tornadoes for the same reason Sadi mentioned, but I dont mind hurricanes..... And thunderstorms.... >.> no me gusta.

Oh right! Aquarius ftw~. And that still suck though. But~! Enough of that! More news~.

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Teen burned trying to kill head liceThursday, February 26, 2009 | 11:16 AM February 26, 2009 (EVANSVILLE, Ind.) -- Evansville, Ind., police say a teenager who soaked her hair in gasoline to try to kill head lice was critically burned when the gas fumes ignited and set her head ablaze.
Eighteen-year-old Jessica Brooks is in serious condition at the burn unit at University Hospital in Louisville, Ky., following Sunday night's fire at her Evansville apartment.
Police say Brooks was in her apartment's bathroom letting her hair soak in gasoline just before a pilot light from a water heater ignited the gas fumes and her hair.
Brooks' roommate told the Evansville Courier & Press that Brooks was in a medically induced coma.
Story continues belowAdvertisementBrooks and her fiance, Ronald Young, had planned to wed in May. Young suffered burns on his arms trying to extinguish the flames.

At least she got rid of the lice if that's any consolation.

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Store to balsamic vinegar thief: 'We will get you'

BEND, Ore. – A sign hangs amid the bottles of vinegar at Newport Avenue Market. It's simple, to the point: "Thanks to the Balsamic Vinegar Thief this area is now under surveillance. We will get you." The last sentence, it should be noted, is underlined. For about a year, a thief pinched bottle after bottle of balsamic vinegar from the store — and not the low-end stuff.

No, this thief was after bottles that go for $30 or $40 a pop. "Thieves with good taste." That's how owner Rudy Dory explains them.

The store figured out what was going on when the order writer noticed he was buying a lot more balsamic vinegar than what the store was actually selling. The market has quite a large balsamic collection, but the thefts were noticeable.

So the sign went up.

A couple months ago, workers caught someone who they think may have been the balsamic bandit. The market didn't press charges, just banned the alleged thief from the store. Dory wouldn't say much about the suspect, just that it was a she.

So we are left to speculate. Maybe she needed that that last little ingredient for her many dinner parties. Maybe she was selling it on some sort of gourmet black market.

Whatever it is, Dory said, "it really irritates you."

"We don't know if we got the person or not," he added. The store has seen a slowdown in balsamic loss, but it hasn't stopped.

For now, the sign stays.

Shoplifting, of course, is a problem not limited to this market. Even so, Steve Esselstyn, community liaison for the Bend Police Department, says the police don't get many calls from grocery stores, and when they do it's typically something along the lines of a kid trying to score beer.

But balsamic vinegar?

"Well," Esselstyn said, "they must be a vegetarian."

Vinegar. It's serious business.

LOL Balsamic Bandit!!!

Lol this reminds me of the Doo-doo bandit as my school

Doo...doo...?! Not even gonna question that one.

Yuck. Vinegar. My friend once poured vinegar into a shot of whiskey so I wouldnt drink it...

And why on earth would soaking your head in gasoline get rid of head lice? That was a dumb idea....