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When they move in and eat your house well see if you keep that attitude....

Heh. That's already happened. Squirrels lived on the roof of my old apartment and started digging into the place. Soon we had holes everywhere. Oh! A friend of mine once told me bout how they had this peach tree and there were squirrels in it. So the tree was next to their grill and everytime they went to grill, squirrels would eat the peaches and drop the pits on their heads.

Try to burn them outta the tree with the grill XD
But the peach pits are kinda funny.

Ive often joked about how we should buy a paintball gun to shoot them so that wed have green and blue squirrels running around....X3

Lol That's horrible. Knowing the force of paintball guns, it'd prolly break all the poor squirrel's bones where it's shot.

My neighbor has used pellet guns on squirrels before and they just ran off....
But then again paintballs are more forceful then pellet guns....

i think it's a great idea XD, shoot the speedy little bastards with paintballs, that'll teach em'

Exactly. That and it would be entertaining to watch multi-colored squirrels run down the street.

Ya'll are so mean. Poor squirrelies.

it most definitely would XD, AND it would definitely brighten up some lives XP

and i embrace my meanness

Poor squirrelies may be smart but they not smart enough to not eat the damn house. Maybe paintballs will show them its not smart to eat houses...and if they still dont learn then itll be easier to spot them next time your looking to run one over.

lol and yet another benefit to paint balling their asses

XP

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Exotic smell key to greasy chip's success

LONDON (Reuters) – Scientists say they may have found out why the great British chip smells so irresistible: a complex blend of scents that includes butterscotch, cocoa, cheese and flowers.

The aroma has been unpicked by food scientists at Leeds University.

"Whether oven-cooked or fried, the humble chip doesn't smell of just chips -- the aroma is much more complex and probably explains why chips are everyone's favorite," said Dr. Graham Clayton, who led the research for National Chip Week that started Monday.

"Aromas including butterscotch, cocoa, onion, cheese and would you believe ...ironing boards, all combine to help make chips one of Britain's iconic dishes," he said.

The Leeds scientists collected the aroma from cooked chips, then separated the different compounds for analysis by an "aroma-meter" machine.

Those that could be detected by the human nose were sniffed, and the type and strength of smell recorded.

The findings showed that chips that are cooked twice have more complex aromas, comprising bitter cocoa, butterscotch, cheese, earthy potatoes, onions, and flowers.

"Perhaps these findings will see chips treated like wine in the future -- with chip fans turning into buffs as they impress their friends with eloquent descriptions of their favorite fries," Clayton said.

How the hell does an ironing board, onions, and butterscotch and all the rest of that junk make a pleasant scent? That's kinda weird there.

I dont know anyone who sniffs ironing boards enough to pick out that scent in fries....

lol ironing boards....those crazy Brittish

Ironing Boards?
Smelling good?

British people are apartently insane for more than calling their fries chips.....

Heh. I need to go overseas and get a whiff of these 'tatoes. I dunno though...I think I'd be a bit too sick to eat them again if I just found what kinda crazy stuff they puttin in em even if they are just scents.

Hey does anyone know how long it's going to rain?

Someone told me until the weekend.

WOOT!
I can try watching the Midnight Channel.
It's not real but I still wanna try it!

You and this Persona 4...

I already said it's like my crack.
Even though it's only fiction, I'm compelled to try it.
You ever had a feeling like that?

What happens when you finish the game then? Are you gonna go into withdrawal? And yeah. Quite a few times.

Well I beat the game once..69 hours...I'm on my second playthrough.
But once I beat it again...I mean yea I just might get the withdrawals. lol.

See everyone has that feeling.

Yeah that feelings happens to everyone. I'm no exception either when I play RPG games or any action ones.

Heh heh those numbers always gets me laughing.

I was thinking about getting that game sooner or later since I'd just got started into playing at the very beginning at my friends place. Also I've been playing the online version of the Shin Megami Tensei series.